The Educated Black Stoner

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Alcoholic, Pot Smoker, Artist, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Lover,Future Crazy Ex Girlfriend, New Age Mona Lisa, Superhero, Badass, Mob Wive, Leader of the Free World, Young Goddess in Training, Hippie, and The Trippy King. I guess you could say I have many traits :)

andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:

i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings

Posted 1 day ago With 52,130 notes

thecrimsonalchemist:

thecrimsonalchemist:

apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world

what are they harvesting?????

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Posted 1 day ago With 135,497 notes

“I was on fire
and you used me
to light your cigarette”

dulldrops (via dulldrops)

Posted 1 day ago With 125,171 notes

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”.”

Dylan Moran (via tyleroakley)

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